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Prime Minister Narendra Modi's image featured in top 10 criminals of the world in Google search engine on Wednesday. Though the internet giant issued a statement, apologising for 'any confusion or misunderstanding', but the image continued to appear in the search till late in the night.



"These results trouble us and are not reflective of the opinions of Google. Sometimes, the way images are described on the internet can yield surprising results to specific queries. We apologise for any confusion or misunderstanding this has caused. We're continually working to improve our algorithms to prevent unexpected results like this," a Google spokesperson said in a statement.



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Prime Minister Narendra Modi will plant saplings today on the occasion of World Environment Day to create awareness for environment.


In 2014, he urged countrymen to protect the environment and make it clean and green.

World Environment Day (WED) is celebrated every year on 5th June throughout the world with different themes.

It is celebrated across the globe to create awareness about the importance of protecting planet Earth and mother nature.
United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP) calls on nations, encouraging them to do something positive for the environment on World Environment Day.


The theme for this year’s WED is “Seven Billion Dreams. One Planet. Consume with Care".






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Maggi 2-Minute Noodles, is embroiled in a food-safety scare after inspectors filed a criminal complaint alleging the product contained dangerously high levels of lead.

Nestle India on Monday said : its own tests found the noodles safe to eat. That didn’t stop Delhi from banning the sale of the noodles on Wednesday saying the state’s tests found lead in some samples of the popular snack.on the other hand, how does lead, exposure to which causes an estimated 143,000 deaths a year worldwide, find its way into food?

Industrial emissions, car exhaust and even activities like shooting lead bullets at firing ranges can all put particles of the heavily-toxic metal in the air. For years, lead was added to gasoline until the U.S. banned it as an additive in 1986. By 2011 almost all countries, including India, had phased out leaded gasoline, according to the United Nations Environment Program.
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It also gets into the soil and water through lead pipes and lead-based paints. The metal is a stubborn contaminant and it can travel far and it clings to soil and remains in the upper layers of dirt.

United States’ Food and Drug Administration says, once it is on food it “cannot always be completely removed by washing or other steps.” Lead can find its way into everything from fruit juices and baby food to chili powder.While it’s still unclear how the Maggi noodle samples might have allegedly been contaminated, experts say the way noodles are processed could have theoretically exposed them to lead.

Uday Annapure, an associate professor of the department of food engineering and technology at the Institute of Chemical Technology in Mumbai, said one source of contamination he could imagine was the water used to manufacture the noodles.While none of the many food additives used in making the wheat noodles support lead, some components of the soup-flavoring packet, such as onion powder and wheat flour, “come from agricultural sources, all vulnerable to lead contamination,”

Even if the noodles and flavoring were clean, sometimes food can be contaminated by the packaging used. The United States Consumer Product Safety Commission said wrappers were responsible for unsafe levels of lead found in candy produced in Mexico in 2004.  

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Question : What's it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?A: Bestiality.

Answer : Bestiality.


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Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba. But why are you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with?"



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A pregnant mother asked her daughter, "What do you want - a brother or a sister?"

Daughter :- Brother !!

Mother :- Like whom?

Daughter :- Like RAVANA

Mother :- What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your mind?

Daughter :- Why not Mom? He left all his Royalship and Kingdom, all because his sister was disrespected. Even after picking up his enemy’s wife, he didn’t ever touch her. Why wouldn’t I want to have a brother like him? What would I do with a brother like Rama who left his pregnant wife after listening to a “Dhobi” though his wife always stood by his side like a shadow? After giving “Agni Pareeksha” & suffering 14 years of exile.
Mom, you being a wife and sister to someone, until when will you keep on asking for a “RAMA” as your son???

Mother was in tears…

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Moral:- No one in the world is good or bad. It's just everyone's interpretation about someone. Change your perception..

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Sonam Kapoor Runs
Find out why she runs.

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Some funny facts about Indians and Indian Mentality.





1. Always order soup 1 by 2. That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.

2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes. However after the first few sips, ask for the ice cubes with a straight face.

3. Ask for extra puri when you are just finishing your bhel or sev-puri. It is absolutely ok !

4. Ask for pani after finishing Gol-gappa. It is good for health.

5. Ask for free cucumber / boiled aloo after you have eaten and paid for your sandwich. Remember... after you have paid.

6. Sample all the ice cream flavours free at Natural Ice Cream and then order Sitaphal.

7. When buying peanuts or groundnuts or Chana-Chor-Garam it is ok to keep on munching freebies from the display area till the time your order is getting packed. It is your birthright !

8. At most Mughlai restaurants you can make a small meal with the free Papad, peanuts, onions, pickles and chutney so you can skip the starters.

9. Always ask for free sherbet after you have super sucked your Kala Khatta Gola back into ice.

10. It is absolutely ok to pocket the free toothpicks, mint packets and fenugreek seeds served at restaurants - to be used later while walking down to catch the cab, rickshaw, bus, train or car.

11. Last but not the least do not forget to give 'MISSED CALL' after you reach... !!!


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An extraordinarily handsome man decided that he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're looking' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice... pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell... cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
So they were wed right away.

Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human "thing" you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her."


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A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dear......,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options... a) 10 marks, b) 5 marks and c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really... am I doing it

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling.
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes.
(c) you are attracted by my smile.

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hid it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not. Eagerly awaiting your reply...,

With Love....

Girl's Reply
Girl's Reply letter was also in Q &A format...
Hey....,
Please answer the following Yes & No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girls laughs and sees anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside.... right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love. Hope everything is clear to you.



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Piku went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside Piku found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. Piku said to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

He replies, "Get out, you moron, you're on my side."


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It’s that the 'Piku' family gets along very well is almost a fact by now. With Deepika calling Amitabh Bachchan “Baba” and with the entire cast having their share of inside jokes, they are definitely a happy bunch. And recently we hear that  Big B -Amitabh Bachchan, acting like a typical father, pointed out specific things about the way she writes!

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During the shoot of the film,there was a scene wherein Deepika was required to fill out details while checking into a guest house. And while she stood filling out the register, her Baba walked up to her and openly teased her about the way she wrote. Amitabh Bachchan even went on to demonstrate and explain to her the correct way of writing. Now isn't this something all of us have heard in our houses too?

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“Piku” is a family comedy drama that revolves around a quirky father-daughter relationship essayed by Amitabh Bachchan and Deepika Padukone with Irrfan Khan top lining the cast of bollywood, in a pivotal author backed role. “Piku” also marks coming together of Shoojit Sircar, Ronnie Lahiri and Juhi Chaturvedi, the team behind Vicky Donor. Produced by MSM Motion Pictures (a division of Sony Entertainment Network), in association with Saraswati Entertainment Creations Limited and Rising Sun Films, and distributed worldwide by Yash Raj Films


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A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars.



The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy.

"What the heck are you doing ?" he asks the drunk.

"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." he replies.

"So how does feeling the roof help you ?" asks the puzzled manager.

"Well," replies the drunk earnestly, "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!"



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Madhuri Dixit Nene, the bollywood actress has landed in the commercial of soup because of favourite two minute noodles-Maggi.


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Madhuri Dixit Nene in Maggi Commercial

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) in Uttarakhand has sent a notice to Madhuri for endorsing Maggi noodles, which is under scanner for high content of lead and Mono Sodium glutamate.

The administration has asked Madhuri , to reply within 15 days on the advertisement in which she talks about the nutrition value of Maggi noodles.The FDA has also asked her explain the basis of her claims in the commercial.


Food Security Officer Mr Mahimanand Joshi said if she fails to respond to the notice within the stipulated time frame, a case could be registered against her.




Madhuri Dixit Nene in Maggi Commercial
Madhuri Dixit Nene in Maggi Commercial

A huge furore broke out on April 30’ 2015 when the food authorities in Lucknow asked Nestle to recall one batch of Maggi noodles after tests showed it contained seven times higher levels of lead than permissible and traces of Mono Sodium Glutamate (MSG) and high amounts of lead, more than the permissible limits that could cause harm to organs in our body.

Nestle defended it saying, the batch was manufactured in February 2014 and had reached the best-before date in November. One batch contains about 200,000 packs.
As per a news report stated by The Economic Times the company has said its practice is to collect stock near the expiry date from distributors and retailers.

The company told the ET, it doesn't add MSG to Maggi noodles sold in India and this is stated on the product. "However, we use hydrolysed groundnut protein, onion powder and wheat flour to make Maggi noodles sold in India, which all contain glutamate. We believe that the authorities' tests may have detected glutamate, which occurs naturally in many foods," the company said. 

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You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in 'The Villages'' Florida newspaper. Who says seniors don't have a sense of humour?


Foxy Lady:Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6').Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.


Ling Term Commitment:Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband. Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.


Senenity Now:I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.


Winning Smile:Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.


Beatles or Stones? :I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.


Memories:I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.


Mint Cindition :Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well. 





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A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000.

The house cost him about US$700,000 in 2009, the affair lasted for 5 years.

He sold the house this year for $3.8 million, after they broke up. A quick calculation shows that after 5 years of a fling with the woman, he still had a net gain of $2.8 million plus six years of FREE LOVE.

When his wife found out about this, he offers the $2.8 million to her. But she was still not happy... and she was very mad at him and gave him a big mouthful.

She yelled at him at the top of her voice and said, "BLOODY IDIOT, STUPID FOOL, Why the hell didn't you keep TWO MISTRESSES !!!!

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Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store:
Don't ever fart here;
the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows.
And a Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises.
Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple.
We have been providing open window system to the world since age





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India-Pak Cricket Match
Scene: Surjit is watching cricket match of India vs. Pakistan. Chetan is bowling and Javed is batting. Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.

Surjit: Rabert, Jao Aur Chetan Se Kaho Ki Ek Khatarnak Bouncer Daal De Aur Javed Ko Out Kar De.

Robert: Ok boss!

Robert Jaata Hai Aur Surjit Ka message De Deta Hai. Chetan nods and bowls a bouncer but Javed hits it for a six!

Surjit: Rabert, Ab Chetan Se Kehna Ek Tez Sa Yorker Daal De Aur Javed Kaa Kaam Tamam Kar De.

Robert: Ok boss!!

He goes again and Surjit Ka message Chetan Ko De Deta Hai. Chetan nods and bowls yorker but Javed hits it for a six again. Now there are two balls and 12 runs.

Surjit: Rabert Ab Chetan Se Jaake Kehna Ek Khatarnak Out Swinger Daal De Aur Javed Ko Catch Out Karwa De.

Robert: Ok boss!!!

He goes to Chetan and tells him to bowl an Out Swinger. Chetan nods and bowls an out swinger but Javed again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win.

Robert: Boss, Ab Chetan Ji Se Kya Kehna Hai?

Surjit: Ab Chetan Se Kuch Mat Kehna. Is Baar Javed Ke Paas Jao Aur Kaho Ki Uski Maa Aur Beewi Hamare Kabje Mein Hai!

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During the class the all the students of Bablu’s class was disturbing and was playing in the class. Seeing the messed condition of the class, the teacher was furious and caught Bablu, as he was the most notorious boy in the class. Before punishing him she wanted to ask his a question, if he could not answer it rightly then she could punish him hard.
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab?

Bablu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Bablu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Bablu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Bablu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Bablu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Bablu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Bablu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.


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A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping. Bablu  went running to find out the lady and returned it to her.

Looking in her purse, she said, "Well.... That's funny and strange at the same time. When I lost my bag there was a 500 rupee note in it. Now there are ten 50 rupee notes."


Bablu quickly replied, "That's right, madam. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."


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A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.

On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bablu, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Bablu, how many times have you seen a red duck?"

Young Bablu replied with, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."


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